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11.06.2025 02:34
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Do older women know what they want?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
150-Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Skull Rewrites Dinosaur Evolution - SciTechDaily
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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